Mr Reed loved his car

Mr Reed loved his car

Mr Reed loved his car

It was the cleanest car in the whole wide world 

Every Sunday Mr Reed would take his car out of the garage to clean it. 

When it was clean, back in the garage it went until next Sunday.

Mr Reed only got his car out on a Sunday

Not on a Monday 

Not on a Tuesday 

Not on a Wednesday 

Not on a Thursday 

Not on a Friday 

Not on a Saturday
 

Mr Reed only got his car out on a Sunday

One day Mr Reed's daughter was getting married. 

Mr Reed's daughter wanted to ride to her wedding in Mr Reed's car

But the wedding was on a Saturday and.....

Mr Reed only got his car out on a Sunday

"Did you hear the news" 

"Mr Reed is getting his car out on a Saturday"

No No No, Mr Reed only gets his car out on a Sunday
 

"Have you heard"

"Mr Reed is getting his car out on a Saturday"

Never, Mr Reed only gets his car out on a Sunday

Breaking News! 

Mr Reed is getting his car out on a Saturday! 

Not true
Mr Reed only gets his car out on a Sunday

That Saturday in front of Mr Reeds house stood everybody from the town.

The news were there with their cameras ready

Even the Queen had paid a visit 

All to see if Mr Reed was going to get his car out on a Saturday.

Mr Reed appeared and opened his garage door and went inside.

The crowd waited 

And waited

They waited a little bit more

And just a little more

Then out came Mr Reed

In his magnificent clean car 

Everyone cheered!

Mr Reed turned on the engine.

No one was prepared for what happened next...

As the engine roared purple smoke appeared from under the bonnet 

The window wipers started spinning around like propellers 

Custard squirted out onto the windscreen 

The wheels feel off and started rolling down the hill

And the exhaust sprayed green slim over everyone

Everything had gone completely wrong!

Mr Reed's car only likes coming out on a Sunday.